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Random Loser

admin — Tue, 17 Sep 2013 15:16:51 +0000

Gotta love when some random LOSER emails you this. I guess this little sissy just loooooves to be laughed at. Good luck being exploited on the internet. This one goes by John Luther. Guess what John… hope your work doesnt google your name. They are in for a treat!

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Loser Story

admin — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 00:21:02 +0000

Below is a hilarious email from a completely pathetic loser. Just thought I’d share so you can join in on my entertainment. This loser is about to get used and abused so much more… she doesnt even know!! Congrats faggot =)

Hi, Princess Brooke.

This is sissy carrie. i was Your first ever loser of the month on PrincessBrooke.com. i just found out that i have an anal fissure. i’ve apparently had it for a while, but i never realized it until now because i’m a loser who never gets laid, and so no one ever looks back there.

Anyway, i’m writing You because i found out that anal fissures are often caused by stretching of the anus. i’m pretty sure that mine was from the time i stuck those razor handles up my ass for my loser of the month photos. So i thought that You might like to know about it so that You could have a good laugh at my expense.

You got me to send You humiliating photos of myself for You to post publicly, You caused me to have an anal fissure, and You made me pay You for the honor! You truly are an Alpha Female Goddess! Your power over weak submissive faggots like me is absolutely incredible.

When You posted my pictures on Your blog, i felt more humiliated than i ever have. i felt completely exposed and helpless to do anything about it. i was so humiliated and ashamed that i actually cried. That night i even had a nightmare about my teeth falling out, which psychologists say is a common nightmare that people have when they feel publicly exposed and embarrassed.

That night i swore that i was done being submissive, and that i’d never humiliate myself for a girl again. Yet i still masturbate to You and the thought of You humiliating me all the time. i can’t help myself. i’m going to regret having sent You this email after i make cummies, but i can’t help myself. The thought of You knowing how much power You have over me is too erotic to resist.

Submissively Yours no matter how much i try to fight it,
Your sissy faggot carrie

Cum Guzzler – LOTM pt 2

admin — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 01:44:12 +0000

Check out part two of this stupid LOSER of the month! This lame excuse for a human being is drinkng a real mans cum from a condom and then shoving shit up his ass. First he dressed up all pretty for us and now hes showing what a dumb little cunt he is. How stupid do you feel now BART? Everybody finally gets to see how pathetic you are and lucky me… i get to be the one to exploit you! LOSER!!!!

LOTM pt 1 – Feeling Pretty

admin — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 23:21:39 +0000

“I feel pretty… oh so pretty… i feel pretty and witty and GAAAAAY!!” Congratulations to this stupid loser who is winner of my LOSER OF THE MONTH! Loser Bart is all dressed up in his best lingerie and wishing he was a sexy girl like me. This loser is even more pathetic than you will see today. This is only part one, but in part 2, this LOSER drinks cum and more. Guess what LOSER… now everybody can laugh at your dumb ass with me. You are pitiful… congrats!

- A Real Princess

LOTM

admin — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 18:19:17 +0000

I am looking for a new Loser of the Month! If you think you have what it takes to be the most pathetic little thing Ive seen this month, send an email to spoiled_princess_brooke@hotmail.com begging me why you should be featured here as my LOTM! Include pictures, stories, and tributes to grab my attention. Make me laugh at your lame ass and Ill make everybody else laugh along too!

This could be you….

Panty Auctions

admin — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 21:11:22 +0000

Hey everyone… come and see how good I look – Ron Burgandy

Ive got 2 new auctions listed at Ebanned. One is a sexy pair of polka dotted fullback Victoria Secret panties. The other is my cute Hello Kitty thongs. Go check them out and Bid big! Oh.. and my Ebanned user ID is Brooklyn111 (or just click the pictures!)